So, you agree with Isidore Ducasse that poetry should be made by all, but…
● You’re too tired?
● Overwhelmed by alienation?
● Easily bored and barely primed for some easy listening or viewing?
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In order to make the Poetry Induction-field Generator® the greatest experience of this or any life, we have gone back to basics in our quest for the distilled truth of a non-alienated existence. To that end we have ensured the best possible use of our unique device with our patented “quadri-logic”™ field effectuators. Taking Immanuel Kant at his word (for what other choice do we have?), we have included four precision engineered dials each marked respectively ‘Space’, ‘Time’, ‘Quality’ & ‘Quantity’. Via the nuanced manipulation of these delicate instruments one can ensure if not the best of all possible worlds, most certainly a better one than this one—or at least a remarkable facsimile of one!
The Poetry Induction-field Generator®: because freedom is just too hard.™
Brought to you by the same people who guaranteed that you would die of boredom long before you will die of starvation.
* note that Poetry Induction-field Generators® must be worn permanently to ensure proper functioning.